April 2012
a hilarious joke
tanku:
three cats are competing in a race. there’s an american cat named “one two three”, a german cat named “ein zwei drei”, and a french cat named “un deux trois”. the cats all swim across a lake. the american cat finishes first, the german cat finishes second, but the french cat is nowhere to be found.
why?
because the un deux trois quatre cinq
March 2012
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Funny how much Battle Royale I’ve seen on my dash since The Hunger Games came out…
Doesn’t matter because I’m going to become a hermit when I grow up, anyway.
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“You should smile when you kiss. Don’t let people think you’re...”
– Bombadil
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Foxes kind of creep me out.
I love them, but they’re so creepy.
I keep having dreams about them.
Wait, what? I dream about woodland creatures at night? Yeah…
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The problem with books...
… is that once you start reading them, you simply want to do nothing else.
In other words: Goodbye, world.
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“Ever considered the sea?
I heard you had to be strong.
Why not float around...”
– Laura Marling (My Friends)
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